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Love the video, although I feel the need to point out that they’re using training sabers, which aren’t lethal-they’re the equivalent of a taser. There is no Nietzschian implication, lol.

54:16 the same alien was in Bad Batch final season.

I cannot stand Grace Randolph, her voice is irritating and she's nothing but an enormous shill. She's so annoying, I don't know why anyone ever takes her seriously. No one watched Star Wars: Visions you empty headed squeaking toad! Because no one cares, because I'm gonna go out on a limb here and postulate that it was entirely unremarkable in any way XD

Somehow, Adi-Mundi preturned

Its just so sad man.

The mysterious pattern that Obiwook K'furbie is obsessed with is a map for all the orcs to follow to the Inaugural 2nd Age Fireworks 'n Hobbit Fry. That one didn't make any sense either, so I figure we can put all our unforced errors in one pile as they are motivated by the same underlying cause-- A wizard did it.

I love your episode breakdowns, even if it means that you had to watch the episode in the first place... Also your editing skills have massively improved!

The phrase "Occupational Safety and Health Administration" spoken with a smooth English accent is now permanently burned into my brain, and I can't wait to watch more of these analysis.

5:02 - Stun gun!? During the capture of the blockade runner at the start of episode 1, if the storm trooper had been armed with this shows "stun gun" then Princess Leah would've had a very bad day. ..as would the rebellion.

1:11:32 THANK YOU!! Most reviewers haven't pointed this out at all. She says earlier in THIS SAME EPISODE that she doesn't know anything about the master at all. Not even their name or face. Then she tells Temu Ezra that she'll tell the jedi what she knows. NOTHING! You know LITERALLY NOTHING! You said so LESS THAN 20 MINUTES AGO! Also, the way Smylo Ren walked up to Osha really cements that it's one of the mothers in my head. If it were Temu Ezra, he'd want to kill Osha to force Mae's hand. Or at the very least try and pretend it was the jedi who did it so Mae will continue her revenge. If it's one of the mothers, the hesitation to harm her makes more sense. But then again, this is Disney. They don't have any sense.

Platoon ranting feels like wiping your ass with silk 😂

But Yord is always right, him being wrong is a meta thing, every move he takes is the common sense one and the characters go "silly Yord, we don't do that here"

Disney Star Wars, Kurtzman Trek...why can't the current iterations of these franchises give us cool space ships anymore ? Honestly it's like they're actively making ships fugly so that no one would want a model or toy of them.

After Asoka, are you sure the big bad isn't a colourful fart?

This series doesn't make me wish I'd never been born but make me wish THEY'd never been born.

Jedi is basicly the trained officers. They are not a lonely monks, they are on duty and they are have a chain of command. I understand thats sj.w despises such a thing, but who the fuk let the Jedi to do this random crap? Basicly they are still on duty and a lot of resources is spent to train them, how the fuk they are just leave the military organisation which are own them?!

Brilliant analysis, as always. Thanks Mr Platoon, I don't have to spend time on this horse manure.

Mentioning the Slitherin, I wouldn't be surprised if this show introduces off-brand Harry Potter wandsabers. "Aiffukkeroo!" (produces a light saber wound, the severity of which is determined by where the target lies on the self-perceived-oppression scale)

Osha: "I've done what I needed to do." Feels like the writer letting slip what was on his/her mind at the time of writing the script rather than the character. "I got her to where she needed to be at this point in the story, logic and cohesive narrative be damned."

5:08 ‘Oh yeah HEY GUYS!! DID WE GET ANY KIND OF JAMES CAMERON STYLE SHOT OF THE SOLDIER-ESQUE LOOKING MAIN CHARACTER FLEXING THEMSELVES AWAKE TO SHOW HOW MUCH OF A DELICATE, BUT BRUITING LIL’ FLOWER CHILD THEY ARE YET??’ ‘Uhh… no… no we haven’t… that’s not anywhere in the script Leslye…’ ‘ALRIGHT WELL LET’S MAKE IT HAPPEN!! MAKEUP - - LET’S GET SOME SHADOWING IN THE DIMPLE ON HER ARM TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE PART OF A MUSCLE WHEN SHE FLEXES HER WIDDLE MUSCOW’S!! 🤗’

Lilliputian Battalion - you are unfortunately wrong on Israel. (RE 37:10) Now, the activists are definitely "regarded", and 99% of the population only holds 10% of historical knowledge- and I pay no attention to the current activist rhetoric. *However*, it is no secret and it certainly ain't news- Israel aims to get rid of the Palestinians one way or another. They are not shy about it, even now, when a recent poll found Netanyahu (not his real name) unpopular but the policy widely popular. If Benny goes down (criminal charges, hence the push to action) then his defense minister takes over, and Galan is more ruthless, and there is no longer a party in Israel that is NOT zionist- they have been eradicated. Without typing out much more on this awful touch keyboard- Israel is not even a friend to the US. From Inslaw-PROMIS (now became Palantir) and installing insanely powerful spy software on major corporations and THE US'S BIGGEST NUCLEAR WEAPONS FACILITY, with the help of Kissinger, Robert Maxwell (yes, Ghislane's father) and a Senator or two- to consistent Mossad infiltration, to using our tax money to buy our own Representatives, to galvanizing the billionaire class of Jewish descent to adopt Zionism and recruiting them into intelligence...Israel has never been a friend of the US. It was a Rothschild project, like many of their "why dont we use our money on a global level, fkk these nations and sht"-endeavors, it was proposed with the goal of a western foothold in the "crucible" of the world, an area required for empires to thrive- and this was during WWI, has nothing to do with WWII. In essence, Israel is a project of evil people, and is a militarized ethnostate where corporate power and the state work hand in hand...sound familiar? It is a bloody and ruthless govt with a population that's stirred up (unfortunately) to support the extermination of the "human animal" (actual term), with a criminal leader that MUST succeed or face jail, which means it'll drag the US into a war when Iranian hypersonics outpace Iranian patience.

Its funny, the show isnt the entertainment at all, its the catalyst for the actual entertainment. The episode, even tho so short has generated so much content and entertainment by just existing. So if the show / episode didnt exist or wasnt this bad, then this video would not exist. Thank you Disney? i guess

"...[T]he rule of the show is, essentially, 'Take the worst thing and do that, but worse.'"

The show conveys this horribly but I think it's possible that the goal of killing a jedi without a weapon is meant to lean towards using the force to kill a jedi, maybe with force lightning or force choke.

Oh dear. I was enjoying that up to the point where you said you don’t care about Formula 1, which I like. Now, if I understand the rules correctly, I have to call you a bigot and try to wreck your life. Maybe I’ll start by making a music video and subversively wiggle my nuts at a camera for a while. Viva la Revolución.

The funny thing about the whole Ki Adi Mundi bit is that they could've just owned up to the mistake, but they were so intent on being right they decided it was better to rewrite history to suit them. 14 years ago, in World of Warcraft, something kind of similar happened, where a character called Falstad was placed on the Dwarven Council in a book leading up to the expansion. But in the game, a different dwarf was in his place. A fan, famously known now as Red Shirt Guy, brought this up at a Q&A at Blizzcon, and you know what the writers said? "Really? We'll get that fixed." _And then they did._ And they added Red Shirt Guy as a Fact Checker NPC next to Falstad.

I don’t know why, but just from what I’ve seen, and looking probably way too close at things that might not even be there, I feel like the Jedi with the hilarious hair and beard who was killed at the beginning is actually a woman… I just thought that and randomly zoomed in right here - 4:05 - and now I’m just convinced. It’s going to be some big reveal at the end or some crap that has ‘him’ really being a ‘her’ for whatever the hell reason, basically because that’s all Hollywood can do right now, and they were going to try and blow everyone’s minds with it and change the way people think about humanity, instead people are just gonna have to wait for what I guarantee will be the funniest shit ever shat onto television in modern history lol 😄 And since I’m watching this show solely through the plethora of bad reviews to choose from on here, I can’t wait to see if I’m right about that one. It will be dedicated to me… by me… for MEN 💪 💪 💪 Lmao 😂 Ahhh god why does this show have to be so aggressively stupid?? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Do you find yourself waking suddenly from a deep sleep, springing upward and shouting, "Occupational Safety and Health Administration?!"

Oh my God, can you just review this shit without it inevitably falling into political, whining, bro you have terminat online disease its cringe.

Knowing how Leslye Headland saw the "anti heterosexual message" of Frozen, which inspired this show. Poison guy could very well be this show's version of Hans and turn out evil

Don't forget every Aadam Sandler movie ever (shit but enjoyable).

In the segment where C.K. Whatever her name is retweets all that nonsense, Is sockdem considering liberal revolutions against oppressive monarchies… bad?

Ki Adi Mundi turns out to be crazier than Ted Bundy

I couldnt even watch the 2nd movie it was soooooo bad, how the fuck did you make a 4 and a half hour vid on this chicken abortion

The amount of things you predicted correctly for episode 5 makes me think that you're secretly writing these episodes and pretending that you're not... I'm calling you out Platoon!

point of order. why if you don't know where on the planet your target is (Jedi wookie guy) do you choose to land on the part of the planet that is about to go into the hours of darkness. you have a spaceship why not land somewhere that it is dawn so you have the whole day to explore. Am i being picky now?

Say the line platoon! - "Occupational safety and health administration" - Yayyyyy!

Splinter is a pet of a ninja named Hamato Yoshi in Japan. Splinter order, does this mean the master himself and the mutant ninja turtles? 🤣🤣🤣

you could call the song "one two many" because it is one too many.😂

38:08 da 😤 hells with you people and targeting autistic people as retards were not on that level

38:09 da 😤 hells with you people and targeting autistic people as retards were not on that level

I sometimes see a bit of variety in the way the dialogue is set up, where they seem to swap between exposition and normal conversation quite often. I wonder if the stage directions from the script that are meant to guide the actors and director were misprinted or accidentally included in a teleprompter

This show only seems to exist to ragebait everyone, that and give otherwise unemployable individuals work in an industry they have no interest in being in

I predict: little guy is indeed smilo ren, BUT he himself has a master which be her mother! Also he's her secret halfbrother.

for fucku sake greenbean

I disagree that the "tattoo" pattern of the thread is like a yin-yang symbol. If you look at the centre of it, it is actually the symbol in the belly of the Sweet Baby Inc. logo. Go check it out and then tell me I'm not right.

39:56 i take a little umbrage at the stormtrooper jab. that door was malfunctioning and a wee bit low. also, the guy in front of him was a bit short for a stormtrooper... he had limited vision. that's why they shoot so bad! JK! vader told them to. it's why only star wars is star wars. empire ruined it worse by being really great, and return ruined it for being kinda good.

The bad writing is the result of college professors passing feminazis who, rather than analyzing Moby Dick, complained they didn’t think it important to review something written by a “privileged white male.” Privilege, btw, is being able to sit in class and make that uppity complaint, while the rest are actually trying to participate.

The Former Personal Assistant of Harvey Weinstein Known As Leslye Headlund (TFPAHWKALH) assumes that viewers of her show have no long-term memory, as she doesn't give a sh** about the Lore, but then she also assumes those same viewers have no short-term memory as well, as she can't be bothered to write even a minute of screenplay with any form of consistency. It explains why she "knows nothing about what happened to those women because she never heard or saw anything" (read: she totally lacks any form of memory, something her "writing" confirms.

Honestly, the acolyte is so atrocious that it made me look at my bad old youtube videos that told a story in a more positive light, AND THAT SAYS SOMETHING! There's a reason why those videos are no longer on the internet, and it's because of just how plain cringey they were, but at least my story didn't destroy itself from dumb plot contrivances and conveniences, or was inconsist. It was just very cringey and had pacing that was definitely too fast. Hell, I even learned from it and became a better writer because of my mistakes, unlike the writers of Disney Star Wars